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**** THE PROOF THAT Peter Pentchev IS EVIL ****

   P   E   T   E   R   P   E   N   T   C   H   E   V
  80  69  84  69  82  80  69  78  84  67  72  69  86     - as ASCII values
   8   6   3   6   1   8   6   6   3   4   9   6   5     - digits added
  \_________/ \_________/ \_________/ \_________/ \_/
   8           6           6           1           5     - digits added

Thus, "Peter Pentchev" is 86615.

Add 1865, the year Lincoln was shot - the result is 88480.

Turn the number backwards, multiply by 3 - the symbol of fulfillment. The number is now 25464.

Subtract 9791 from the number - this is the year Voluntary Euthanasia Society published how-to-do-it suicide guide, written backwards. It gives 15673.

Subtract 8081 from the number - this is the year Turri constructed the first typewriter, giving birth to bad publicity, written backwards. It gives 7592.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1986 - the year a postman in Okhlahoma gone postal, killing 14. The number is now 971.

This number, read from right to left, is 1790, or the year US patent system was established (eevil).

No further questions. QED.

Want to see for yourself? Apparently Michal Zalewski has other interests besides IT security: check out the EvilFinder :) Via Owen.

Update: OK, the XHTML now validates again. Damn, but I'm lazy sometimes ;)

Posted by roam at June 16, 2004 02:26 PM