OpenFest 2006 - Share the Freedom

June 22, 2004

Human Virus Scanner

Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with their cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.
Stop caring!
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Goth (90%)
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.
British (80%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Southampton (70%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.
Discordia (90%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Brand Names (95%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

I have absolutely no idea how British and Southampton got there, and of course it's "FreeBSD", not "Free BSD", but the rest is pretty much spot-on. Go check yourself out. Via Ray.

Posted by roam at June 22, 2004 12:49 PM